stop saying the word gummy!

If I could have one wish or one invention, it would be Gummi-vites applied to Microsoft Excel.  Don't you just hate taking vitamins?  Escpecially the ones where you have to chew highly compressed chalk in the shape of cartoon heads?  Why is it so hard to be healthy?  Why does my mom do this to me?  Isn't there another way?!?  There is!  Let's all take a minute to thank the genius who invented gummi-vites--the candy with nutritional value! 

Now let's all take another minute to write the inventor of gummi-vites a letter demanding that they come up with some similar mechanism for eating your excel spreadsheets.  I just can't get mine to taste good.  But more importantly, I can't get them to do a damn thing I want.  Also, I don't know what I want.

Please mail your suggestions to:

Bridget Bradshaw
c/o Friday Harbor Labs
Library, desk by the light with all the dead flies
Friday Harbor, WA
98250

The fact that it would be backwards never occured to me.

This is what I've been working on for the last couple of minutes.