Jellies

I've been sitting in lab 5 for about 12 hours now.  I have little to show for it--namely a stupid powerpoint and empty bags of tortilla chips, apricots, and chocolates.  I think I've gotten 5000 times my daily recommended amount of sodium.  I've drunk almost no water and had black black black tea this morning.  Yet it is somehow hard for me to motivate myself to ride home through the black black black forest, up the long long long hill to go home.  Where I will inject myself with more sodium if I feel up to the task of boiling water.  No guarantees.  I suppose it would be irresposible of me to sleep in the lab, but I have to be here in 10 hours anyways...so, what's the big deal really? 

This is what I'm going to be for Halloween.  I gotta figure out how to do it though.