Saturday, August 20, 2011

what's a blorg? all the kids blorging these days.



hey, how come everyone has these?  i'm going to have one so i don't fall too behind the times.  also, if i don't write down what i do, i forget it almost instantly. 
to start off, i think i will list some things that i think are good:

1. beets.  i used to hate them, but then i saw the light.
2. birds.  all of them.  and everything about them.  even poop.
3. old people.  they usually have some good nuggets of wisdom.
4. kids.  they say the darndest things.
5. weevils.  or tiny elephants, would you were.
6. anything dairy based.  i have a newfound fascination with farm animals.
7. binoculars. 
8. mechanics.  too bad i know nothing about mechanics.
9. the way different things smell.  i love a good smell.

here are things that i think are, how you say, not so good things:

1. the way some things smell.  some things smell terrible, like usually me and also skunk cabbage.
2. technology and things with too many buttons or one button with lots of functions.
3. grades.  school.  tests.
4. pants that wear out in one month.  ALL PANTS.
5. throwing up.  that shit's the WORST.
6. most people.  don't be one of those people!

mostly i enjoy things in the natural world, especially if they're BABIES!!!

oh, and i also like penguins.  i hugged a whole bunch of these and they did NOT like it.  except one: turbo the penguin.


Does this make sense?  Did this work?
 

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